Why you dont want to ask advice from your typical male!!
Pregnancy Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and
act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
HAHAHAHAHAH...more to come later!!
2 comments:
Hilareous Stuff. ;)
Well, we're back in Wisconsin and missing Texas already, especially our little Pea Pod, Natalie. We enjoyed our selves sooooo much and hated to leave, at least Grandma got to stay a couple extra days and loved every minute. Natalie's parents are so loving and so wonderful to let us have her in our arms as we did. Can't wait until Thanksgiving. Look out Natalie, Grandma and Grandpa are coming back! Love you soo much!
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